10 RULES…My wife has vowed to haunt me if I don’t make these 10 simple things happen daily!

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In the event of Leah’s untimely demise… I have sworn to impart these rules to my daughters. She has vowed to haunt me if I don’t make these 10 simple things happen daily!

Rule 1. Wipe your bootie correctly. If you do not you will get an UTI. Front to back!

Rule 2. Wear a bra… no excuses.

Rule 3. Wear deodorant.

Rule 4. Make up is optional.

Rule 5. Make an effort to tame your hair at least once a day.

Rule  6. Always pull your shirt down over your butt crack. No one should see your butt crack except your parents, doctors, or spouses.

Rule 7.  Your pants should never be so tight that people can look and tell what type of underwear you have on.

Rule 8. Wear clean underwear every day.

Rule 9. Swim suit bottoms are NOT the same thing as underwear. Never go to bed with a swimsuit on. You will regret it.

Rule 10. Cleavage can be tricky. There will be a time and place for it. But until you can pay your own mortgage never leave the house with more than you would be willing to have while sitting in between your grandfather and your pastor.

Dads, now you know. Ladies did we miss any?
Thanks for reading. May the force be with you!

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